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Jean-Claude Juncker:
USEXIT
It must have been in the
afternoon, after lunch, so around 3 – 4 PM. It was a good lunch I presume. The
President of the European Commission, shortly after the “digestif” finally drew
the day’s conclusion: we’ll split the US. Yep! Ohio, and Austin, Texas. If
President Trump does not stop saluting the Brexit.
There Mr. President you
can see the writing on the wall, by our greatest graffiti artist. Beautiful wall.
After “The Mouse That Roared”
Juncker should not be
ignored.
Generally US media tried
to be nice with the pre-April Fools Story:
Real Clear Politics told
the story as is, and that is funny by itself.
The British Express
treated him as the boss. Expressit.
Bloomberg however was
kind and gentle and improved the story by prepping up the Texas angle. Texas
has indeed a right to secede. Texas could also make it on its own: it has its
own distilleries.
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