Jean-Claude Juncker: USEXIT

Texas, as seen from the Florida coast. Photo ET

Jean-Claude Juncker: USEXIT

It must have been in the afternoon, after lunch, so around 3 – 4 PM. It was a good lunch I presume. The President of the European Commission, shortly after the “digestif” finally drew the day’s conclusion: we’ll split the US. Yep! Ohio, and Austin, Texas. If President Trump does not stop saluting the Brexit.

There Mr. President you can see the writing on the wall, by our greatest graffiti artist. Beautiful wall.

After “The Mouse That Roared”

Juncker should not be ignored.

Generally US media tried to be nice with the pre-April Fools Story:

Real Clear Politics told the story as is, and that is funny by itself.

The British Express treated him as the boss. Expressit.

Bloomberg however was kind and gentle and improved the story by prepping up the Texas angle. Texas has indeed a right to secede. Texas could also make it on its own: it has its own distilleries.