Thursday, June 17, 2021
LuXXXembourg's Mindgeek headed for trouble in the US
Monday, October 19, 2020
Luxembourg’s Huge Diplomatic Success in the US. No, I will not share the glory with Jang.
Luxembourg’s Huge Diplomatic Success in the US.
No, I will not share the glory with Jang.
In 1989, years before AJ
(Anno Johannes also called Asselborn Jang) the Luxembourg Government, in its broad
wisdom sent me to New York as Consul General of Luxembourg. I was of course
well aware of the challenge as expectations were high to do at least as well as
Peter Sellers in “The Mouse that Roared”. For more information please go to Netflix.
In Europe you might think
you know everything about the US? Sorry you mostly get fake news. One important
skill I had to acquire was to really dig deep into the meanings of the commonly
accepted politically correct language, among others on the phone. If you have any
questions about politically correct ways to express yourself, the Hallmark card
section at your pharmacy gives you hundreds of politically correct ways to
express joy, sorrow, pride, congratulations with finely crafted messages for
your spouse/parents/children/uncles/grandparents/stepmothers. Read those while
you wait for your medications to be filled.
Ugly words you can use in
an argument are: you discriminate against me or also you singled me out! Then
you win the argument. There is worse language but getting blocked on Facebook
is a risk I’m not ready to take.
So, one of the first
things you do when you arrive in the US, is to call police because someone
stole the moving van. Some machine picks up your call and speaks English. Good
I learnt some. They say: “For English, press one. Para español, oprima dos”. I
waited for Luxembourgish, but they don’t have that. I complained about the
discrimination against Luxembourgish ever since. I escalated the dispute to
successive mayors, Koch, Giuliani, Bloomberg shaming them into admitting that
the Irish were singled out and were allowed to have an annual parade on Fifth
Avenue, but not Luxembourgers.
Then, when I started to
understand climate, I took my battle to Florida. Friends, we won! The
authorities have recognized their blatant violation of Luxembourgers’ human right
to speak Luxembourgish. The County’s website for Voter Registration allows you
to choose another language than English. But of course, it would be
discriminating against voters who don’t speak English. So, I immediately jumped
to “aha!” Expecting to see only Chinese,
Spanish and Farsi as the other options. I was ready to charge and furiouslyd
requested “Luxembourgish”. Friends, we won! Here it is:
Thursday, June 18, 2020
Karachi, Paris, Luxembourg : l’affaire Karachi des sous-marins français se conclue sans faire de vagues.
Le soleil se couche sur les sous-marins |
Karachi, Paris, Luxembourg : l’affaire Karachi des sous-marins français se conclue sans faire de vagues.
La presse internationale me semble en plongée profonde. Alors que l’affaire Karachi atteint son point d’ébullition, elle ne dit mot. Pourtant, l’étau s’est fermé sur le cercle des initiateurs et initiés de ce monument de corruption. Cette semaine, six acteurs dont un ancien ministre ont été condamnés à des peines de prison. Et l’affaire reste à suivre comme un long feuilleton en dernière saison.
On aura vu un trafic, pardon, une vente d’armes : des sous-marins
construits en France. Des politiciens maîtres des mots et leur consiglieri recevoir
et payer des pots de vin pour financer leurs intrigues. Ajoutons des services
secrets, beaucoup de blanchiment d’argent, de la fraude, un attentat tuant 11
ingénieurs français à Karachi, le financement occulte des campagnes politiques
et des plats qui se mangent froid. Je regarderai le film qui sera peut-être financé
par l’office luxembourgeois pour la production cinématographique ? Ou par
les deux sociétés créées à Luxembourg par les conspirateurs, Heine et Eurolux,
moteurs de la machine à laver.
Très visible et avec le recul, presque amusante est cette composante luxembourgeoise dans l’affaire Karachi. La place financière était un outil du crime, et on revisite 25 années d’itérations autour du secret bancaire luxembourgeois. Le business plan luxembourgeois était génialement simple : nous recréons le secret suisse à Luxembourg. L’image de marque sera le secret bancaire absolu. Vous venez cacher votre argent chez nous. On ne dira rien. Et, bien-sûr, vous n’allez jamais faire pression sur nous pour éliminer ce secret.
Surprise ! En 2010 la justice luxembourgeoise a donné suite à une
commission rogatoire française. Le rapport de la Police luxembourgeoise dévoile
l’existence de deux entités utilisées pour divertir des fonds, pour les
blanchir et redistribuer. C’est sans doute une importante pièce à conviction.
Adieu le secret bancaire et bon débarras. recul, presque amusante est cette composante
luxembourgeoise dans l’affaire Karachi. La place financière était un outil du
crime, et on revisite 25 années d’itérations autour du secret bancaire
luxembourgeois. Le business plan luxembourgeois était génialement simple :
nous recréons le secret suisse à Luxembourg. L’image de marque sera le secret
bancaire absolu. Vous venez cacher votre argent chez nous. On ne dira rien. Et,
bien-sûr, vous n’allez jamais faire pression sur nous pour éliminer ce secret.
C’était beau de voir la coopération franco-luxembourgeoise dans la lutte
contre le crime financier. Au fait les deux systèmes judiciaires opèrent aussi
à la même vitesse.
Monday, May 25, 2020
A French Template for a US Scandal: L’Affaire Dreyfus - Flynn.
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Ile du Diable - Devil's Island, Photo ET 1988 |
- FISA Court, the Foreign Intelligence
Surveillance Court, is a secret Court approving electronic surveillance
and other means of investigation for foreign intelligence purposes. The
targeted individuals don’t know that they are a Court case. Compare to the
European Convention on Human Rights, article 6: “In the determination of his
civil rights and obligations or of any criminal charge against him, everyone is
entitled to a fair and public hearing within a reasonable time by an
independent and impartial tribunal established by law.”
- Federal judges. They are appointed for a
life term, which is a protection to keep them independent. Does it keep them
honest?
- Plea deals: when the accused in a criminal
case pleads guilty in exchange for reduced sentencing. In an extremely costly
judicial system as is in the US, it is a questionable practice, as a guilty
plea can be coerced out of an individual who just cannot afford to fight the
accusations. It is even more of a danger in a system where law-enforcement can
entrap a person into contradictions, or even lead someone willfully into
criminal behavior and then make an arrest. It is called framing. But you already
knew that from watching Hollywood movies.
Monday, April 6, 2020
Where are the Banks?
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Wednesday, April 1, 2020
Luxleaks now even more user-friendly: ICIJ unleashes Datashare
My Orchids: Dendobrium "Datashare" |
Explore company secrets in Lux Leaks using Datashare.
Monday, March 9, 2020
LuXXXembourg Nation Branding: Porn Sites R Us.
This is not it! |