Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Luxembourg’s Pornhub: Porn Laundering is the New Frontier













Luxembourg’s Pornhub: Porn Laundering is the New Frontier

In “XXX-Files: WhoTorched the Pornhub Palace?” Adam Gollner in Vanity Fair has the pornographers speaking in this January 18th edition.

He explores the beginnings, the many iterations of the business idea, some shady characters, and the newest effort to try distancing the “industry” from criminal activity, rape, slavery. We are witnessing an effort to go mainstream, and to combat opponents as religious zealots who harm the industry. A sort of Porn laundering and the attempt to making it mainstream.

Of course none of those stories goes without telling Luxembourg’s role, and so does Adam Gollner in his article: “Pornhub and MindGeek, though physically based in Montreal, are actually headquartered in the hoary tax haven of Luxembourg, …..”

With 170 million visitors a day, which is 62,050,000,000 a year (read out loud 62 billion or 8X the world population), LuXXXembourg is the lone leader for virtual porn tourism. Some Luxembourg financial institutions, some law firms and professionals don’t want that to change. Maybe even the Luxembourg tax man likes the Eros, sorry, Euros? 






 

Friday, December 17, 2021

Tom Barrett new US Ambassador to Luxembourg


 


Tom Barrett new US Ambassador to Luxembourg

Yesterday the US Senate confirmed the nomination of Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett as the new U.S. Ambassador to Luxembourg. Here the Senate information:

“The Senate Cloak Room:

Confirmed by voice vote: Executive Calendar #622 Thomas Barrett to be Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of the United States of America to the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg.”

Tom Barrett has served as Mayor of Milwaukee, the largest city in Wisconsin, since 2004. Not absent from his nomination is the fact that Luxembourg has special ties to Wisconsin: it has without any doubt the largest share of descendants of Luxembourg immigrants dating back to the 19th century. It is also the home of the Luxembourg Cultural Society’s headquarters and Museum.

 

Population wise Milwaukee has about the same number of residents than the whole Grand Duchy of Luxembourg. It is known for its beer production. But testimony to Luxembourg’s excellent salesmanship is that BBBB is exporting its beer from Luxembourg to Wisconsin. Which is the equivalent of selling fridges in the Arctic.

 

Sadly, Milwaukee is also known for its murder rate. Close to 200 murders in a year. Milwaukee’s Mayor will be safer in Luxembourg. He’ll also have a bunch of marines watching the doors. At an equivalent population number, Luxembourg only makes it to 4 or 5 violent deaths annually. Or about 2 % of Milwaukee’s numbers. I’m sure he will ask about the numbers of white-collar crimes in Luxembourg. As a diplomat he wants some reciprocity in the numbers. He has already mentioned concern about money laundering and other financial crimes.

 

With Tom Barrett Luxembourg gains an expert to advise the City of Luxembourg about the rampant insecurity in the surroundings of the Central Railway Station.

 

On a more personal note, Tom Barrett’s claim to fame goes back to President Obama’s election: a real President needs a dog. Tom Barrett advised that it should be a Portuguese Water Dog. His dog Bailey is a Portuguese Water Dog, 


Sunday, August 22, 2021

Mission Accomplished

Mission Accomplished: The Marietta Daily Journal in Georgia reports about the adventures that US Ambassadors go through, when in foreign Lands.Ambassador Evans got his share of adventures in Luxembourg. We learn how he summoned the Luxembourg Prime Minister to a meeting, and trapped him to confront the press, and either persist in front of the journalists to ignore the overdue reparations to holocaust survivors or commit to those reparations. Mr Bettel complied with the obvious. Every living holocaust survivor got 1 million. And on the side, the Ambassador played the key role of putting Luxembourg on the space map.

Thursday, June 17, 2021

LuXXXembourg's Mindgeek headed for trouble in the US


























LuXXXembourg's Mindgeek headed for trouble in the US 

This sad episode has been brewing for some time. This blog has repeatedly attracted attention to the inherent risks to the kind of product, some clearly very problematic to tolerate within the bounderies of the Luxembourg jurisdiction, without intervention on the part of the Justice Department. It is true that this business is quite lucrative, and helps the government pay some bills. Not to mention the well to do family fathers and mothers who earn a golden nose by having Mindgeek as a client. CBS reported. 

An excerpt of the complaint filed in the US: 

45. Defendant MindGeek S.a.r.l. is a foreign entity organized and existing under the laws of Luxembourg. MindGeek S.A.R.L. conducts business in the United States, including in this District. MindGeek S.a.r.l., formerly known as Manwin owns and operates over 100 pornographic websites, production companies, and brands including Pornhub, RedTube, Tube8, YouPorn, PornIQ, gaytube, Thumbzilla, Peeperz, PornMD, Xtube, Brazzers, Babes.com, Reality Kings, Digital Playground, Twistys, Men.com, Mofos, MyDirtyHobby, SexTube, and Webcams. MindGeek also manages websites including Wicked Pictures, lesbea.com, and Playboy. MindGeek S.a.r.l. owns and/or controls the majority of the pornography on the Internet, much of which it distributes for free, to any person with a web connection, regardless of age. Although incorporated in Luxembourg, MindGeek S.a.r.l. operates out of Montreal, Canada, and has satellite offices in, among other places, Los Angeles, California. 

This will be resolved at a cost of hundreds of millions of USD. The complete complaint filed by the US law firm Brown Rudnick is here.







Monday, October 19, 2020

Luxembourg’s Huge Diplomatic Success in the US. No, I will not share the glory with Jang.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

Luxembourg’s Huge Diplomatic Success in the US. 

No, I will not share the glory with Jang.

In 1989, years before AJ (Anno Johannes also called Asselborn Jang) the Luxembourg Government, in its broad wisdom sent me to New York as Consul General of Luxembourg. I was of course well aware of the challenge as expectations were high to do at least as well as Peter Sellers in “The Mouse that Roared”. For more information please go to Netflix.

In Europe you might think you know everything about the US? Sorry you mostly get fake news. One important skill I had to acquire was to really dig deep into the meanings of the commonly accepted politically correct language, among others on the phone. If you have any questions about politically correct ways to express yourself, the Hallmark card section at your pharmacy gives you hundreds of politically correct ways to express joy, sorrow, pride, congratulations with finely crafted messages for your spouse/parents/children/uncles/grandparents/stepmothers. Read those while you wait for your medications to be filled.

Ugly words you can use in an argument are: you discriminate against me or also you singled me out! Then you win the argument. There is worse language but getting blocked on Facebook is a risk I’m not ready to take.

So, one of the first things you do when you arrive in the US, is to call police because someone stole the moving van. Some machine picks up your call and speaks English. Good I learnt some. They say: “For English, press one. Para español, oprima dos”. I waited for Luxembourgish, but they don’t have that. I complained about the discrimination against Luxembourgish ever since. I escalated the dispute to successive mayors, Koch, Giuliani, Bloomberg shaming them into admitting that the Irish were singled out and were allowed to have an annual parade on Fifth Avenue, but not Luxembourgers.

Then, when I started to understand climate, I took my battle to Florida. Friends, we won! The authorities have recognized their blatant violation of Luxembourgers’ human right to speak Luxembourgish. The County’s website for Voter Registration allows you to choose another language than English. But of course, it would be discriminating against voters who don’t speak English. So, I immediately jumped to “aha!”  Expecting to see only Chinese, Spanish and Farsi as the other options. I was ready to charge and furiouslyd requested “Luxembourgish”. Friends, we won! Here it is: 































Thursday, June 18, 2020

Karachi, Paris, Luxembourg : l’affaire Karachi des sous-marins français se conclue sans faire de vagues.


Le soleil se couche sur les sous-marins










Karachi, Paris, Luxembourg : l’affaire Karachi des sous-marins français se conclue sans faire de vagues.


La presse internationale me semble en plongée profonde. Alors que l’affaire Karachi atteint son point d’ébullition, elle ne dit mot. Pourtant, l’étau s’est fermé sur le cercle des initiateurs et initiés de ce monument de corruption. Cette semaine, six acteurs dont un ancien ministre ont été condamnés à des peines de prison. Et l’affaire reste à suivre comme un long feuilleton en dernière saison.

On aura vu un trafic, pardon, une vente d’armes : des sous-marins construits en France. Des politiciens maîtres des mots et leur consiglieri recevoir et payer des pots de vin pour financer leurs intrigues. Ajoutons des services secrets, beaucoup de blanchiment d’argent, de la fraude, un attentat tuant 11 ingénieurs français à Karachi, le financement occulte des campagnes politiques et des plats qui se mangent froid. Je regarderai le film qui sera peut-être financé par l’office luxembourgeois pour la production cinématographique ? Ou par les deux sociétés créées à Luxembourg par les conspirateurs, Heine et Eurolux, moteurs de la machine à laver.

Très visible et avec le recul, presque amusante est cette composante luxembourgeoise dans l’affaire Karachi. La place financière était un outil du crime, et on revisite 25 années d’itérations autour du secret bancaire luxembourgeois. Le business plan luxembourgeois était génialement simple : nous recréons le secret suisse à Luxembourg. L’image de marque sera le secret bancaire absolu. Vous venez cacher votre argent chez nous. On ne dira rien. Et, bien-sûr, vous n’allez jamais faire pression sur nous pour éliminer ce secret.

Surprise ! En 2010 la justice luxembourgeoise a donné suite à une commission rogatoire française. Le rapport de la Police luxembourgeoise dévoile l’existence de deux entités utilisées pour divertir des fonds, pour les blanchir et redistribuer. C’est sans doute une importante pièce à conviction. Adieu le secret bancaire et bon débarras. recul, presque amusante est cette composante luxembourgeoise dans l’affaire Karachi. La place financière était un outil du crime, et on revisite 25 années d’itérations autour du secret bancaire luxembourgeois. Le business plan luxembourgeois était génialement simple : nous recréons le secret suisse à Luxembourg. L’image de marque sera le secret bancaire absolu. Vous venez cacher votre argent chez nous. On ne dira rien. Et, bien-sûr, vous n’allez jamais faire pression sur nous pour éliminer ce secret.

C’était beau de voir la coopération franco-luxembourgeoise dans la lutte contre le crime financier. Au fait les deux systèmes judiciaires opèrent aussi à la même vitesse.









Monday, May 25, 2020

A French Template for a US Scandal: L’Affaire Dreyfus - Flynn.



Ile du Diable - Devil's Island, Photo ET 1988























A French Template for a US Scandal: L’Affaire Dreyfus Flynn.

“L’affaire Dreyfus” is named after Alfred Dreyfus, a French Army Captain of Jewish descent. In 1894 Dreyfus was wrongfully accused of spying for the German Embassy in Paris.
The French counterintelligence who had planted a spy at the German Embassy intercepted a handwritten communication with secret arms information from an unknown French officer. The handwriting was falsely attributed to Artillery Captain Alfred Dreyfus.
Dreyfus was convicted of treason, publicly degraded, dishonored, his saber broken as the ultimate symbolic punishment. This very public and spectacular case split French public opinion along the fault lines of political preferences.
Captain Dreyfus who always claimed his innocence was handed a life sentence. He was brought to the terrible “Devil’s Island” off the coast of French Guyana, where he was the lone prisoner. Devil’s Island lies in shark infested waters and had been shuttered as a prison. It was reopened specially for Captain Dreyfus’ detention, a sign that this perfect isolation was meant to be vengeful and protect the biased prosecutors.
The passions were flowing when a new head of military intelligence, Lieutenant Colonel Georges Picquart discovered that the handwriting belonged to someone else, to Army Major Ferdinand Walsin Esterhazy.
Public opinion until there had been fueled largely by a partly antisemitic press obedient to the establishment. The French General Staff had willfully supported the demise of Captain Dreyfus as a welcome distraction from their own problems of the day. The new suspect, Esterhazy was indicted but hastily cleared from his accusations by a court at the orders of political interests. Picquart the whistleblower was even arrested, and later “promoted” to Northern Africa. The “Affaire” had become an “Affaire d’Etat” a State Affair. And it was handled accordingly for the sake of the “Raison d’Etat”. Raison d’Etat invokes purely political reasons for a government to act without transparency, justice, or honesty in the higher interest of the State. Some call this “Deep State” at work.
French intellectuals started expressing more and more concern about what they saw as a miscarriage of justice by a dysfunctional State. Public opinion split into “Dreyfusards” and “Anti-Dreyfusards”. In 1898 famed French writer Emile Zola wrote an open letter to the French President to protest the wrongdoings. The letter was published on the front page of a newspaper, “L’Aurore” under the headline “J’accuse”. Emile Zola denounced the conspiration and collusion at the highest levels of the State and he named names.
As expected, Zola was sued. He eventually fled into exile to London. Picquart was arrested again. The pressure for a retrial of Captain Dreyfus however was growing. Those opposed claimed “res judicata” that the matter had been adjudicated and cannot be brought again. In 1899 though the Supreme Court gave its agreement for a retrial. Dreyfus was brought back from Devil’s Island. The Martial Court however sentenced him again to 10 years in prison this time, though it conceded mitigating circumstances. He was offered a Presidential pardon, but in exchange had to plead guilty. Thus “Raison d’Etat” was given a way out of embarrassment and out of individual consequences for the conspirators.
Dreyfus was rehabilitated in 1906 and reintegrated the Army as a Major. In the meantime, Zola had written “Truth”. I visited Devil’s Island in 1988. It is a place of horror in Paradise under the palm trees.
Back to the US and three-star US General Michael Flynn. In 2017 Lt. Gen. Flynn became President Trump’s National Security Advisor. He has the credentials of a highly competent military leader. A registered Democrat, he was retired early in 2014 upon disagreement with military strategies in the Obama Administration. Caught in the “Russian collusion” epic, he was accused of dealing with the enemy, he was fired, pursued, ruined, disparaged.
Does this sound familiar? After seeing the plot as it developed in the “Affaire Dreyfus”, what looks similar? It is open to anyone to conclude based on these keywords in the Dreyfus story: spies intercept communications, they wrongfully accuse one individual, he is publicly shamed, the spies use forgeries, the individual is sentenced in a miscarriage of justice, he is ruined, he needs to plead guilty to obtain some mercy, authorities invoke “res judicata” to bar any reopening of the case. Devil’s Island in this case is symbolic for Flynn going through hell. As for the Raison d’Etat behind all of this, history will have the final word.
Are you now a Dreyfusard or an anti-Dreyfusard?
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For readers outside the US, a bit of an encyclopedia about typical US practices, as they appear in judicial news about the Flynn case. These practices have always made me wonder:
  •        FISA Court, the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, is a secret Court approving electronic surveillance and other means of investigation for foreign intelligence purposes. The targeted individuals don’t know that they are a Court case. Compare to the European Convention on Human Rights, article 6: “In the determination of his civil rights and obligations or of any criminal charge against him, everyone is entitled to a fair and public hearing within a reasonable time by an independent and impartial tribunal established by law.”
  •        Federal judges. They are appointed for a life term, which is a protection to keep them independent. Does it keep them honest?
  •        Plea deals: when the accused in a criminal case pleads guilty in exchange for reduced sentencing. In an extremely costly judicial system as is in the US, it is a questionable practice, as a guilty plea can be coerced out of an individual who just cannot afford to fight the accusations. It is even more of a danger in a system where law-enforcement can entrap a person into contradictions, or even lead someone willfully into criminal behavior and then make an arrest. It is called framing. But you already knew that from watching Hollywood movies.